Having a hot body is one thing, but no chick is going to stay if you don’t have anything interesting to say. No amount of exercise is ever going to fix nature’s mistake, and they’ll click next before you even get a chance to do something. I even saw this drunk guy giving himself a blowjob! Therefore, here are my six golden rules, and if you follow the advice of your Messiah wisely, even a loser like you can get…